Wednesday, April 25, 2007

TATERS recap of march/april:

fuuuuck me. I've been MIA on our lovely blogathon. forgive me, cunts. okay..

so let me do a brief overview of europe.

LONDON: Cecilia met me in london (from stockholm) with her friend Manfred. she wrapped this gift for me in swedish newspaper with a photo of britney spears-bald.framed in silver heart shaped tape. ready?

these photos were taken on my camera phone. dont know if you can read the instructions. basically they took a kids memory game and changed every photo in the box to matching vaginas. haha HOT HOT SEX. and all of the instructions were changed to make reference to cunts in really poor english. perhaps one of the best gifts ive ever been given! hahaha. ahhhhmazing.

we went to see crystal castles. tried pregaming. an 1/8th of vodka in london goes for around $18 kids.. unreal. we went and drank in the bar. cecilia/manfred:
we met some hot little boys and stickered them tbg. here's one of them:

we talked to this boy from boston who told us about 3 story party at scala that new young pony club was supposedly djing at. witha £10 ($20+) baha...efff that. he suggested that we try to drop ben rayners (as in the London vice photographer-ben rayner) name for a cheap list. I did so. turned on the charm. and convinced the promoter to give me two free passes and two for £5/ea. bwaha. went inside 9 djs per level. 3 levels. it was intense as hell. they were selling helium balloons. barely 18 yr old hipsters were overreacting to the placebos. we tried them regardless just to say we did. bore. music was wild. twas getting late and we weren't gonna drink anymore. tiyad betches. so we left and went home. took us like 45 minutes to hail a black cab. nightmares. that city rrrrraped me f financially. but I scored a lot of hot shoes. about 8 pairs.

another night after the swedes left, d and I went to durrr. was alright. lines for drinks were obscene. door people were rude as hell. we ended up getting drunk but not until the end of the night when it was time to leave. the wind at that circle by the end beat the hell out of my nose.
deanna tried whoring me out to the sales clerks at a convenience shop on the way back to jordans (deanna's uncle) by telling them that I'd dance for them if he'd sell her alcohol after hours.. motherfucker. I then went home and drunk video chatted with barb and nectar and crew. then woke up jordan and he scolded deanna. and then she tried strangling me in my sleep. fucking psycho.

BERLIN: stumbled upon a bottle of absinthe. my ignorant ass had to ask the cashier to explain the process in broken English. he did so. graciously gifted two special absinthe "spoons." deanna and I spent the remainder of that evening searching desperately for sugar cubes. DSC_0319.jpg (good thing we used like 4 out of a box of 70) and successfully we returned to our.. APARTMENT

DSC_0295.jpg(yes apt. they upgraded our hostel to a full apt at no additional charge. <33333 berlin) with a full box of them and realized we didn't even possess shot glasses. so we busted out the smallest glasses we could find. DSC_0115.jpg it started to get to the point where I was chugging it straight from the bottle. tastes like licorice, p.s. deanna and I left an outlet adapter in london so we couldnt plug in my powerbook to listen to music. so all we had was our ipod a headphone splitter and two pairs of headphones.. we worked with what we had. played a mix of dance songs. prepped for a night out in berlin. deanna leaves to pee, and I recall grabbing my two half eaten bagels, a bottle of champagne that I was chasing the absinthe with, a can of pringles, a container of cream cheese, my ipod and phone and sneaking up into my top bunk away from deanna because she wanted to go out and I was too trashed to exist. I remember her ass crawling up there shaking me and I was a total corpse.

I woke up the next morning in a confused laughter went and looked in the mirror and all I saw was this and screaming to deanna "I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND ALL I SAW WAS THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAMN.... AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO PARIS YET" man we didn't make it out that day til like 4 pm.. haha god damnit. we never made it to white trash fast food either.. so in a panic to rush in the last minute tourism stops, I mapped out the ultimate tour. and we successfully hit everything major except the INSIDE of the jewish museum. it otay. Ill see you again, berlin..

ahhh Ill update later. gotta leave work now.

Friday, March 30, 2007

so things here have been a bit hectic right now, so sorry to the lurkers that read and dont find an update.

so miami was awesome, it was beautiful weather, rained a little but still good. the ed banger show was fucking amazing. made all the money worth it. eventhough the streak of bad luck with emmi was during the course of my visit, i think things are picking up now.

not that many things have been going lately. so i guess this the eye of the tornado.

katie has yet to post about her trip in europe and emmi about her streak of bad luck.

either way, when they post, im sure it was worth the wait.

go to this tomorrow if you're in the city:

Monday, March 26, 2007

we have been wearing the same clothes for the last 48 hours.
walking around non-stop posting flyers

smoking some weed with these people

this is officially summer of chaos. started this friday.

bye peace bitch

Monday, March 19, 2007

too lazy.

hey yall. it has been a few days since we wrote in this. we're getting kinda lazy in writing posts.

just saying a good happy birthday to one of our fellow epic girls. emmi, we love you girl. you're giving us drunk calls and you're living it up in miami. happy 21st girl.

and katie came back to chicago today from her awesome trip to europe for the past few days. im sure we're going to write a good post about it.

we decided to have spice girl nicknames, so you'll see a pretty sweet post about that.

see ya.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

keepin it grimey miami style

being back in miami means only one thing:

ridin dirty

im still sick, but almost better, slurping some hella nasty shit
that goes in my water but its working.

next week nectar comes down for my birthday which has turned into something
even more epic because feba (fuck it im spelling it the way its pronounced sorry girl) is my birthday partner in crime, not only will we be poppin free bottles of vodka thanks to my uber best girl nobby, but kid sister will be doing a show the same night at the same place! so its like i'll have alittle bit of chicago with me.
i only wish barb and katie could be down here causing sheer terror with the rest of us.

chicago spring break style was epic in itself. albert was up on some grimey shit milking codiene out of pills at the crib which lead to barb nectar and i looking like this by the end of the night:

we were a hot mess at debonaire but that isn't anything new:

and we took family photos:

spending another birthday dateless and recently shadified,

Sunday, March 11, 2007

recap RECAP

an update of what we did over the past few days. lets say this went on: my nephew coming from st. louis, barb almost hitting r. kelly in downtown, sizzurp, hot as fuck basement, dancing dancing dancing, greygoose and patron along with zenof vodka, laying around, white castle, chicken o's, chicken nibblets, boys being hella stupid, fell in love with the southside again, being scared by seeing goldy locks, finding a penetrate sex magnet in the grass, barb trying to steal my catfish with her jedi powers emmi leaving :(, and amazing fried rice from chinatown but instead having a romantic dinner parked in a dark street eating in the car while looking at the skyline from the southside.

with pictures soon, but we're sitting here watching street fights on youtube, yay for resin and eating white cheese, ranch doritos and onion dip.

just watched this fucked up and we are in love with it::::

fuck yes.

happy birthday clayton and joe

-brutal barb and nectar

Monday, March 5, 2007

Most amazing woman alive!

Britney spears has lost her damn mind, she has finally come up to my level.
If you havent heard the story yet, Britney wrote "666" on her forehead, at the rehab center she was enrolled into, she ran around the center, screaming " I am the child of Satan, i am the antichrist". Afterwards attempted hanging herself from a cord, but failed.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

She has won a spot in
She also has been calling Kevin to get back together. I love this bitch so much.
Also I cant stop wearing my weed bandana. Now Im going to smoke more weed.
peace bitches.

Love u.